How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words…
Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
What did bus say to other bus?
Beeep
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
What is yellow and cant swim?
A bus full of kids.
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5…
?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Whats the difference between me and a bus?
Im not on fire…
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked “where are you going”
He said “Camp Bin Laden”
I asked “what do they do there”
He answered “they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts.”
I asked “what do you mean by arts and crafts?” He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”
He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim?
A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy?
He died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words…
“you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance…
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… Lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
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